I want to make an announcement.
(to the 2 people reading this)
I now have Tumblr!
I will post there inspiring texts and the latest news about Enormous Big Plunchy Burgers!
Go ahead and follow me!
Can you just follow?
I don't know what to do with my life!
If you want to read something exciting about life, look at my Tumblr profile. I wrote a really cool text about the meaning of life there.
Go check it out!
(And follow me pls)
The text above contains self-promotion.